Everyone Needs A Token Baby Jesus At Christmas

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My Midlife Mayhem By Louisa Simmonds

I’ve got earache.

00BA9250-7381-4795-B529-E70368E87F54.jpg The Princess was too mature to adorn the silly moustache. Obviously, mine is real!

It’s either payback for jumping into the pool for that revitalising swim on Christmas Day, (sometime between dessert and cheese), to celebrate the end of a glorious lunch that finally made it to the table in spite of my oven’s best attempts at sabotage when it decided to switch off halfway through cooking the turkey.

Needless to say, I remained calm, if ‘calm’ can be defined as drowning in a bottle of Moet. You can only imagine the military operation to get it going again – thank you God, Google and the Bosch forum.

Or it might have been caused by the swim on Boxing Day morning to help clear the Whisky cobwebs and give the locals a good laugh at my first attempt to glide gracefuly through the water with my new…

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A Second Independence Day Movie! Why?

Well it’s official Hollywood had definitely ran out of ideas I mean really Independence Day 2? WHAT THE HELL HOLLYWOOD!! Why do you keep on shitting on awesome movies and killing my childhood? Hollywood it has to stop!! And it Has to stop now!! I the next five years or more they have remakes on tap. Here’s just a few that come in to mine. Point Break, Taxi Driver, When Harry met Sally, and The Sixth Sense.

You see crazy right? It has to stop!! I like the first Independence Day it was awesome with a great ending, so why fuck that up? I mean don’t get me wrong I love a good sequel if it makes sense and this one just don’t.


This is so cool!!

Mum C Writes

As Ananse weaves his nest
So will I weave these words given to me in simple terms
Well, many claim to be holy spirits
So seek out their Marys in the physical
Ably aided by “Waist and Power”
Hopefully, they aim at digging wells
In their Marys who also deserve to carry wells
To feed the thirst of their bodies
As their tongues are like heated saucepans
Needing anything to cook
Their tummies becoming their prized garbage can
Accepting it all
And their lands; their pay checks
Ready to be sold for digging
Satan says to tell you
He won’t take any blame
None at all
Not for STIs
Not for artificial Jesuses
Not for swindling
Not for demolishings of marital walls
None at all

Like an ant
All must eat
Those who eat like vultures
Must know they have no audience like vultures do
Even hyenas make dumpsters

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Feel The Force!!

Well yesterday I went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens and let me say OMG!!!! So AWESOME!!!!!! If you are a big Star Was fan then you will love The Force Awakens. I’m not going to give anything away but if you loved Star Wars: A New Hope you’ll love The Force Awakens.

London Calling.

NXT has done it again! Yesterday NXT went seas or should I say over the pond to London for the first time and let me tell you NXT rocked! These superstars and divas are the future of the WWE and let me tell you the future is looking oh so good! As you well know I’m a big NXT fan and this one was awesome 🙆 I’m not going to give anything away but take my word for it it was real good.

It started with Triple H opening the show and as once again as you know I’m a big Triple H fan so I just lost it, and on a side note 📝 Triple H better kick Roman’s ass for that shit he pulled on Sunday put back to NXT Wednesdays show was awesome.

So I’m just saying if you didn’t see NXT Take Over London yesterday then WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Get The WWE Network and watch it! Just me you’re love it!



Mum C Writes

That Africans are superstitious is a well-known fact. But since I do not live in all the countries in Africa, I will enumerate a few of the superstitious beliefs in Ghana, my homeland. These superstitions, though most times crude and detrimental to our well-being, also protect certain things we have. I will be glad if we can take the opportunity of enlightenment, education wise, to explain to our elders why some of these are preposterous. I do know our elders and the fact that persuading them is mostly a ‘cos 90’ job, but it wouldn’t hurt to try. These superstitious beliefs are always in battle with the various religious bodies as religious leaders try to demystify these beliefs, every time they find themselves among people with such intents, with their Holy Books.

  • If you sing in the bathroom, your mother or father will die. (My thoughts on this, maybe, just…

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